Where Are the Potato Pancakes?

OK, it's Hanukkah and time to eat delicious greasy potato pancakes! Unfortunately, they are not for sale in Israel. They are not sold frozen at the grocery stores and they are not available fresh at the restaurants. They are not here, Sam I Am. Even though you can get potato pancakes any time of the day, any day of the week at the International House of Pancakes, you can't find them in Israel during Hanukkah. That is bizarre. Don't tell me to cook them myself, either; I hate getting burned by potato pancake grease.