You Might Be a Redneck If...

Your neck is actually red. The bright Jerusalem sun has made its impact on Jen's fair skin. I've never seen her neck so very red! Her v-neck shirts that she regularly wears has created a big red shield-shape on her neck and chest. It's the reddest redneck I've ever seen! Jeff Foxworthy would be proud!

As for me, I have a severe tan line around my neck - the tops of my shirts must all be at around the same place because there's a distinct line between dark and very light. Our primary mode of transportation is by foot and it's pretty sunny outside in Jerusalem so we're just always soaking up the sun. I love how dark I'm getting but I just wish the cause was through sitting by a pool.